fell asleep on my Brother's bed again last night. -.-
it's a Saturday & I woke up so early luh. >:(
because I slept at 8pm yesterday. -.-

reunion dinner tonight at Weekian's house !
I can't waittttttt ;D
PINK PSP, HERE I COME ;x
yeahyeah, Weekian is going to lend me his pink psp later on, yayyyyyyyyy !
& I wanna ton there tonight, hope Mummy allows.

& Bertbert !
are we going out tomorrow not? comfirm with me leh.
;D
(it's obvious that I'm just looking for htings to write to make my post look longer ;x)

anyway, read this.
damn hilarious !

One fine sunny day, Johnny and Susie were sitting on the sandbox playing, naked.
Johnny and Susie was curious, why they have different *parts*.
So, Johnny went home, and asked :" MUM! Why does Susie have a hole and I have a stick??"
His mum replies : " Susie has a garage, and you have a Ferrari. Men park their cars in the garage when they are ready. "
Susie reached her house and asked her father:" Papa, why does Johnny have a stick between his legs and I have a hole? "
Hwe dad replies : " No, Susie, that is the Ferrari! Don't let him park his Ferrari in your garage! "
The next day, both of them were on the sandbox again, playing naked.
Johnny exclaimed : " Oh, Susie, let me park my Ferrari! "
Susie replied : "No! "
He insisted and even tried to park his Ferrari.
And after 10 minutes Susie went home.
" SUSIE! Why are there bloods on your hands! "
"Mom, Johnny tried to park his Ferrari, so I just pulled the back wheels off. "

HAHAHA !
another one.

A hippie on a city bus notices a young nun sitting across from him and at once finds himself very attracted to her.
He moves to sit with her and after telling her that she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen, he asks her to dinner.
The nun declines, and the hippie proceeds to invite the nun for "perhaps a roll in the hay".
The nun, of course, declines the offer and gets off at the next stop.

The hippie, offended and very disappointed, strikes up a conversation with the bus driver.
The driver leans over and says to the hippie, "You really want that nun, huh?"
After the hippie nods emphatically and demonstrates his point with several lewd gestures, the driver grins and thinks for a moment.
"Well," he says, "Every Thursday at six PM she takes this bus to the local cemetery, where she prays for about an hour.
You two could be alone there..."
The hippie grows excited as he thinks of a plan.
Thursday comes and the hippie waits by the entrance to the cemetery.
Sure enough, at six PM he sees the nun enter and he quietly follows her.
She stops and kneels by a headstone and clasps her hands in prayer.
The eager hippie opens his knapsack, and puts on his costume---a long flowing white robe and a bearded face mask.
He tosses a handful of glitter at the nun and catching her attention, he steps slowly towards her.
"My child" he says in a soft voice, "It is I, your Lord. You have been such a faithful servant to me, I have come to reward you with a satisfying sexual experience."
The nun gasps, "Oh....Well, that is fine, but could you take me from behind? At least that way I could still consider myself a virgin. My vow of celibacy is important to me."
The hippie, eager to get going nods and takes the nun in his arms.
He turns her around, bends her over, and performs anal sex until they are both pleasantly worn out.
After they are finished, the hippie pulls off his mask and shouts... "HAHA, I'M THE HIPPIE!!!"
to which the nun responds by taking off her mask and shouting... "HAHA, I'M THE BUS DRIVER!!!"

HAHAHHAHAHAH !