Wednesday, December 31, 2008



Met up with Rachel & went to the company to look for that guy.
Turned out, just fill in particulars & that it.
The 'We'll call you if there are vacations available for you.' sentence pierced through my ears again. -.-

Walkwalk & shopshop & she went back home to sleep.
I went to Kaili's house instead to play with her piano.
I wanna get a piano! Since so long ago yeah.
Gave up that thought.
But now I want it soooo badly! Hahaa.

Accompanied Weekian for his haircut, Kaili tagged along.
Ah John came with us too, haha!
Then Ah hua and another guy came.
Don't know his name cause never talk to him before.
First time talking to Ah hua today & he's totally like Weekian.
Like those stupid answers he always reply me, those without link stuffs.
Ah hua was worst than Weekian. -_-

Went to eat Kfc again.
They started talking about dota and Weekian went to tell them I also know how to play. -.-
Ah Hua asked me 'You got play dota one?'
Then I say 'Yah, why?'
He asked 'B.net or Garena?'
I replied 'Both'
And then Ah John & Ah Hua looked at me with O.O eyes.
Lol wtf is wrong with girls paying dotaaa. -_-

Headed back home after that.
Called up someone at 1pm today, and she asked me to go for an interview tomorrow.
Jio-ed Arran, Diana & Tay along.
I got job will intro friends one.
Not like some dogs, girlfriend's dog. -bark-

Arran is gayshit, hiam here & there.
Kept on telling him 'You want me to ask bangala fuck you?'
Was damn pissed off with him, but he thought I was joking and stuffs.
Lesson learnt, not gonna intro him jobs in the future. -.-

So yeah, gonna work at Suntec tomorrow with one person. :)
With don't know who. Arran? Diana? Tay?
Thanks to their hiam here hiam there, until now haven't decide.

Countdown in the night.
Hope tomorrow will be fun uh, hahaha.

Happy advance new year guys! :)
Enjoy the last day of 2008 yeah? Aha.
Off for now!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I can't get myself to sleep.
Talked to Sicko on the phone just now.
I made her laughed non stop lol. :)
Told her about my stuffs and she said the same thing as Kaili. :/
Unhappy things aside!

Made breakfast for myself just now.
Soooo long since I had breakfasts.
Cause I wake up at 3/4pm, and eat my only meal at 6pm.
Not being able to sleep results in having more calorie intake for today. Lol. -.-

Funny video for you guysssss. :D
I didn't get to meet Rachel again. -_-
Was so bored that I went to tidy up my room instead.
Yes, bored to that extend.

I always tell Cow my room is very messy & stuff.
And he will ask me to stop complaining cause he don't know how my room looks like cause he never come to my house before. -.-
Try to picture my room yourself.
With your eyes & your pig brains. :)

I was like O.O when I saw how messy my room looked like.
I've been sleeping at my Brother's room for months already, before O levels exams!
Use computer, sleep, I even move my clothes into his wardrobe LOL!
And whenever Mummy nag & nag, ask me to tidy up my so called room', which is my Brother's room la.
I sleep there, so she called it my room. -.-
So whenever she ask me tidy up, I will just take everything and dump it to my actual room and close the door. Lol.

After doing that for months, my room looks like this.


I took this while tidying, that explains why the stupid drawers are opened.
And I circled the white cloth in red.
After tidying, that cloth became black. LOL!



MY TABLE IS SIBEI SWEE.

And let me show you what's hidden under that table. :)


There's actually alooooot of magazines, worksheets & textbooks beside the red rack.
Too unglam, so I decided to pack it before taking a picture. -.-
Agnes
should know uh? Cause her worksheets were there too. LOL.
Our worksheets all mixed up cause we studied for o levels at my house almost everyday?

I didn't throw my sec 3 & 4 stuffs away.
Cause I guess I'll still need it next year.
The percentage of my retaking O levels next year is 70%.
LOL, I'm serious! -.-



Another side of my room.
Omfg omfg wtflolol.

Look at those stuffs below the table lol.
I didn't clear it cause it's not my stuff.
And the table is supposed to be white ok!
I know the stupid computer will scratch it so I didn't remove the cardboard.
Hopefully I can remove it before cny.
Gonna convince Mummy to throw away the computer.
Didn't touch the computer for years already.
Resulting it to be dead I guess. Cannot switch on leh! Tried alot of times already
Walau, all my Secondary 1 pictures inside leh! -.-

I started packing from 4pm till 12am.
8 hours of hard work okay!

End result?



Only 1 box file left!



My Elmo says hellooooo! :)



Still look messy, but at least everything is being organised now. :)



Girl's stuff, haha.
Clips, rubberband, earrings, rings, necklace.
Jacyln, did you spot the Hello Kitty candy lip gloss? Haha.



I found my Hello Kitty photo frame Mum bought for me like years ago. Lol!

I used to leave my wardrobe open after taking my clothes.
So my Mum pasted this note at my wardrobe. Lol. -_-



FYI: Lin Lau Bu = your mother. -.-

This is the mini cupboard Dad used to give me and my Brother our daily allowance.


LOL like mad when I saw the stickers.
Cause I remembered my Brother used to tear my stickers away.
He was the one who pasted it first mah.
Maybe he buey song that I copy him.
And I remembered that he used to bully me by hiding my sticker book.
And I'll sleep with the sticker book below my pillow LOL.
OUR CHILDHOOD IS FUNNY & GAY LOL.

I didn't take any picture for the white table with the ugly computer.
Although it's clear already, but still fugly.
Cause the computer is there, lol.

I found alot of things I lost today, like necklace & etc.
I lose the letter 'I' for the necklace with my name!
So I didn't wear it out, cause it'll be weird, as theres only 5 letters left.
QUYUN, without the I! So weird.
Liked that necklace very much cause it's my name! Haha.
And someone gave it to me when I was feeling really really down instead of birthday & yadda yadda.
Haha so yeah, was frustrated when I couldn't find it, was so small please!
But I found it! :)



Tadaa! This photo was being taken before I lost it la.
Not so boliao, find one letter I then go take photo. Lol.

Found other stuffs like books being borrowed from the library years ago.
Payed 10 over bucks cause was overdue till the point that,
The amount of fine = Price of book. -.-
And I found Sec 1 pictures. Lol.
And allllooooooot of neoprints.
God, I could've got myself so much more useful stuff if I saved those money I spent on neoprints during my lower secondary life. -.-

Tried to tidy up my Brother's room but makes no difference.
Cause most of the stuffs belongs to him and I don't know which to throw & which not to.
Gotta wait for him to come home and do it himself.
I never see him since we came back from Genting. -.-
But very shiok leh, I own him room all by myself.
Bigggg bed + computer + tv. :)

Meeting Rachel tomorrow.
I said this sentence for like 987213 times already, but.. LOL. -.-
Probably going to Kaili's house after that.
Her new piano just arrived today!
I wanna go tomorrow and trash her piano, AHHA!

I spent today very fast cause I kept myself busy for the whole day.
Except for 8pm to 10pm! Was watching Little Nyonya while eating, haha. :)

Sorry for the lousy pictures.
My phone's flash is lousy.
And I'm lazy to edit la.
Screw those people & blah who said that K850i's camera is good. -.-
Off for now! I need a good rest.
Bye!

Monday, December 29, 2008

Another post cause I've totally nothing to do now.
My friends are either offline or playing games.
Sigh, won't they get bored of dota or something? -.-

Anyway, I saw Mosquito at E!hub few days ago.



Missed her very much! Didn't see her for quite some time already.
Er, not very long also la, but I used to meet her twice every week at E!hub.
No life yeah, haha!
But time passes really fast when I'm with her.
Cause she's like Kaili, she listens to me & treats me very good. Haha. :)
I always pay for the basketball games & she pays for the bubble tea we will need to drink after playing. Lol!

I saw her the following day at Hougang's arcade. LOL!
No basketball, we played pool instead.

I'm so bored, I wanna play mahjong.
But at this point of time, only 2 people steady, Arran & Tay.
Hate to play san-que-yi.
We need another person who lives near too.
Jacyln? Lol no. Jesslyn? Lol no. Chenghoo? No. Ivan? Worst.

Cny faster comeeeee.
Money & gambling, shiokshiok.
Gonna win all of Kaili's money like how I did this during cny 2008, HAHA!

I've nothing to blog now, but I'm bored!
I've very little things to blog about where I went today.
Lol, cause it's with my parents, and it's hell boring.
I guess I didn't even smile for the whole day.

& I saw someone that looks like Jason today.
Turned out to be Reagan LOL.
And I saw Jh & Sj again.
(Neber see the most yandao Js reh.)
I wrote that cause I know he'll read this and he always say 'I'm handsome'.
HAHAHA He's gonna kill me lolol. Epic people. -.-
Don't blame me, I'm bored.

Bye.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Was supposed to meet up with primary school peeps today.
But because Jerome is going, I gave it a miss.
It's a total turn off to know that he's going, lol.
He's not from 6/5, don't know why he's joining them either.

I miss my primary school friends alot you know!
Except for Songhan, cause I just saw his face few weeks ago, lol!

I'm bored.
I woke up at 9am yesterday, was supposed to meet up with Rachel for job interview.
But she smsed me that it's not opened for interview when I'm waiting for a bus.
Woah so early.
Just replied her 'Wtf.' and walked backed home.
Tried to sleep but I couldn't. -.-

Waking up early = sleeping early too.
But no, I slept at 8am in the morning.
Imagine how panda-ish I look now.
Dark circles! -.-

I wanna go out.
Staying at home is boring.

Need to wake up early tomorrow to meet Rachel.
Hopefully I can get to meet her & get the job.
God bless me, please?

Friday, December 26, 2008

I was still laughing & talking non stop with Tay an hour ago.
But he went to sleep. -.-
I felt soso bored, I started thinking about stuffs again.
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Those stupid questions flash through my mind once again.
  1. Why must human study & learn stuffs?
  2. Why must human earn money & spent it?
  3. Why get into a marriage, why have children & stuffs?
  4. Why face problems, try to resolve it & so on..
  5. Why do so much stuffs when you know that you'll leave this world eventually?
I've ask so many people these questions, since I was in primary school.
When I first faced a bigbig problem & don't know how to solve it.
Suddenly came out with these questions, and non of those people I asked could answer them.

Whats the difference from dying now & 70 years later?
I'll still be dead, just that I die earlier, thats all.
Like seriously, why bother study so hard, why bother stressing myself by the upcoming o level results.
Why do I bother finding jobs, earn money? To spend it, and after that?
The routine goes on & on, earn money, spend money, earn, spend.
You'll get tired of it eventually.
Why not just die now and save all those troubles?

I really need someone who could answer me those question.
I need someone to wash my brain & keep my mind of those negative thoughts.
I need someone, a special someone to save me from all these things.

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Job interview with Rachel tomorrow. I really hope that I could get the job.
So that I can keep myself busy with work and not thinking about such stuffs.

Thursday, December 25, 2008


Arran, Tay, Me. (top)
Chenghoo & Ivan (bottom)

Met up with the boys last night below Arran's block.
Didn't really countdown.
Arran, Ivan & Tay was blading & I was bitching all the way with them.
They took turns to blade luh, so I just rant on & on. LOL!

Went up to Arran's house to gamble after that.
Lost money! Damn that photo. LOL HAHA!

The guys kept on pushing the table.
And I was like, leaning on the kitchen cabinet.
So they kept on pushing.
And the table kept on touching my nehneh. -_-
And I'll push it towards them, and the table will come back to me again. -.-

Then I showed them videos & stuffs. HAHAHA.
They kept on saying I'm damn boliao.
Cause I actually remembered alotttt of blog links. -.-



Met up with Jacyln again today! :)
Didn't take any pictures with her today, too busy uhhh. -.-
Went to shopppppp.
Cotton on was having saleeeeeessss!
Bought similar shorts. & I bought 2 V neck shirt.
Gonna give one to Asshole. :)
What a great sister yeah. :)

Back home at around 6 plus.
& I'm rotting here again, goddddd, I'm feeling so bored now. ):

Wednesday, December 24, 2008



Just reached home! :)
Accompanied Jacyln at her work place from 4 plus till 10pm. LOL!
Cause my internet connection kind of suck yesterday night.
So i don't have the mood to use the computer anymore.
Yeah, rather stay at her work place & rot.
Tried clothes & stuffs, haha fun.
And sometimes bored too. -.-

Waiting for the boys to come homeeee & countdown at idk?
Somewhere around our house, all of us live Simei. -_-

Need to go now! Bye! :D

Tuesday, December 23, 2008




Photos taken at Genting! Hahaha.
Upload 2 only, cause the pictures take damnnnnn long to be upoaded.
Each pictures is like 3MB. So yeah, forgive meeee. LOL!

My family is going to JB on Christmas.
I don't know whether wanna go along anot. Don't have the mood. -.-

Monday, December 22, 2008

Usual routines with family today & yesterday.
Went to see doctor @ Punggol.
My pimples luh, and skin stuffs.
Piang eh 80 bucks flyyyyyy~
The doctor say my pimples will recover in a month time.
Better be, if not I'll go back to her clinic & pluck off 80 strands of her hair. -.-

Mummy lost her phone today @ Junction 8. -.-
Curse the person who took her phone, lol.

I was damn irritating these few days. LOL!
Kaili knows it, AHAHAHA!
I kept on saying 'Wo nya shua mei yi li mi dou yao chi xia qu.'
If you guys do watch the 9pm show on Channel 8.
It's the stuffs Liu Yidao told those kidnappers.
Not to waste food.
And I use that voice of his. LOL!

And today, I've new stuffs to irritate them.
I kept on asking Kaili 'Can I have your number?'
Watch this video & you'll get what I mean, aha!



Gonna work very soon. :)
Off for now!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

No balls. Dog. Coward. Bastard.
Whatever it is, just suits you & your shitass character. _l_
I feel sad for you, for being such a loser.
Being controlled by a woman.
Perhaps it's because she's older yeah?
Loser. :)

Friday, December 19, 2008

Met up with Jesslyn just now for lunch.
Walkwalk around Eastpoint & headed back home.

Planned to watch movie with Tay at night.
But Mum's not working today, she won't allow.
Actually she will luh, but she will show black face. -.-
And the worst thing is that she stopped working from today onwards.
I wonder when will she start working again.
Or else I'll be stucked at home with her everyday. Argh.

Been watching this video for countless of times, damn funny.



Silence! I'd kill you!
HAHAHA! :)

My pimples recovered few days ago.
But it's back again. & it's worst. -.-

Anyway, I'm gonna learn something soon.
Gonna curse people whom I dislike/hate/whatever.
Trust some people to believe that I don't hate her anymore.
Even a 13 year old girl is smarter than you, and that's Kaili. HAHAHA!
You wanna treat me like this? Haha.
Bad karma, tsktsk.
Beware. :)
The same thing goes for that China faced bitch too. HAHA.
SEBN, BOO. _l_

Off to sleeeeeeep now, byebyeeeebyebyebyeeee. [:

Thursday, December 18, 2008

I'm back! :D
Anyway, thats not my 900th post cause I cleared a number of Drafts in my blogger.
So yeah, this is only the 880th I guess? Lazy to check.
And about the 'far away place', I was kidding.
I went to............................... Genting! Woah so far! LOL!
I went by coach, so it's far to me.
Imagine bring stuckled 8 hours in a container. -.-
Daddy nearly missed the trip cause Mummy brought the expired passport for him. -.-
She cab all the way back home & then cab to Tuas to meet us, lol!

I don't know how to blog about the trip, I don't really remember what happened actually. -.-
I only know I ate alottttt during these 4 days.
I remembered I had 5 meals a day on the 2nd day.
Kfc, Bah Kut Teh, Marrybrown, Steamboat, Marrybrown again.
LOL.
& I saw Wanyan thereeeee!

I realise Genting isn't veryyyyy cold.
I wore shorts for 3 days. Wear jeans for 1 day only, cause outside is colddddddd.
& we spent the whole day at the themepark.
Managed to sit the roller coaster ride for 2 times! Damn fun. :)
& theres clowns over there making baloons for kids.
Compare their themepark to our escape, lol.
I kept on staring at a particular clown.
Cause I realised he only know how to make sword & dog with the balloon. -.-
he kept on saying 'Tou kan ren jia' with the Malaysian accent to me.
& I kept on laughing. LOL!

My Brother stick with the kids everyday, he didn't even step into the casino. -.-
The kids = Kelvin, Kailing & me.
Cause we cannot enter the casino ma.
So, we're called 'The kids', lol.

Caught a movie there! The Beast Stalker, niceeeeeee.
& it's only 11RM per person. Around 5 bucks!
The popcorn combo is 5RM? around 2 bucks.
Everything is about 7 to 8 bucks.
Conclusion: Sg movie price is too high. Sg sucks. LOL!
& I realise Malaysians like to wear Baby Milo tees & jackets. -.-
Luckily I didn't bring Asshole's Baby Milo jacket there. Lol.
I wore Bro's instead, used to his jacket already. -.-

First thing I reached Sg is to sms Zouzou. HAHAHHAHA!
I'm touched when I saw my blog posts manxszxszx.
3 out of 4 posts is being posted at 8pm sey.
I told Tay 8pm SHARP. And he did, lol!
He was so happy and said 'Yay I got a tempo blog' when I asked him to help me update.
ACT CUTE ONLY. LOL!
Thanks anyway sisssssterrrrrr. :)

Meeting Jesslyn tomorrow. :D
Anyway, good luck to those getting back their N level results tomorrow!
Especially S! Ahahaha.
Byeeeeee!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

晚上好,欢迎继续收看最后一集的Ahtay讲笑话
今天讲的是Ah Beng的续集笑话
请看..
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(Act 5)

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encounteredsome problems. After a few attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' command.Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer shop forsupport.Ah Beng : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half anhour & still nobody has come to help me...."

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(Act 6)

In the class.Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?"Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother"Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father andmother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay andCowboy's mother is Cow Boo.So if they walk together, we can say they are 'Cow PayCow Boo'".

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(Act 7)

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what hadhappened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phonering lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up theiron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!""Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to theother ear?"Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow called back again loh!"

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(Act 8)

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is not allowed to go in

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Thats the End of 《Tea 笑话》 ..Thanks for all the support .. see you next time ..
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

大家晚上好,欢迎继续收看我们最后第二集的Ahtay讲笑话
今天呢,新鲜一点,讲的是一个Ah Beng的笑话
请看..

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(A ct 1)

Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me the time difference betweenSingapore and New York?"
Operator: "Just a minute..."Ah Beng: "Thank you."Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line.

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(Act 2)

At a bar in New York, the man sat next to Ah Beng told the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE."
The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked, "AND YOU, SIR?"Ah Beng replied: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

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(Act 3)

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend."It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said."FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked.
Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look at the box, it says it isfor 4 to 7 years".

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(Act 4)

Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition.
During the Q&A segment, the host asks, "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'."
The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!". Others exclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!"
Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"
Host : "Quiet please."
Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, "C'mon man, Idon't need their help?
I got more original answer. My answer is "Gu ni!"(milk in Hokkien)

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Monday, December 15, 2008

大家晚上好,欢迎继续收看最后第三集的Ahtay讲笑话
今天说的是Banta Singh的续集笑话
请看..

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Having lost his donkey a Singh got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?"?
The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says," it says here, Answer the following questions in brief'.

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Two Singh were sitting outside a clinic.
One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one said, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid? "
First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this second one started crying.
The first one was astonished and asked other,
"Why are you crying?" The other replied,
"I have come for my urine test."

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A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily.After eating he goes to wash hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him,
Mr. Singh, what are you doing?"
To this the man replies," Oye, see the board here, "Wash Basin".

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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Hello 大家晚上好,欢迎收看第一集的 Ahtay 讲笑话
今天的笑话有分成四项,
请看 ..
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Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America
A lady came and asked him "Are you relaxing?"
Singh answered,"No ,I'm Banta Singh. "
Another guy came and asked the same question.
Singh answered,"No,No,Me - Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw anoother Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered,"Yes,I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said,"Stupid idiot,
Everyone was looking for you and you are sitting over here!''

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A Singh died and went to heaven . When he got the pearly gate
Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenlysoul, he must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are today and tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and tomorrow answer, eventhough it's not the answer I expected.
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room Jasmeet: "
What are you searching for?"?
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing.
Why every minute he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World Channel'.
How does he know that?"

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Three men were stranded on an uninhabited island.
One was Hindu, one a Muslim, and the other a Singh.
The only way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited.
The Muslim was so determined to get home that he tried to swim.
He made it 50 miles, got tired, and drowned.
Then the Hindu tried. He made it 75 miles, but got tired and drowned, too
The Singh thought he could make it all the way, so he started swimming.
He swam 50 miles, but started getting tired, so he swam all the way backto the island.

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独家哦!

Cousins love. :)

This is my 900th post! Wowwwwww.
Going off at 6am later to a faraway place. Lol I'm damn fake.
Will be back next wed or thurs?
There'll be a person updating for me for these few days.
Stay tune to find out who it is! Aha. :)
Bye people. :)

Friday, December 12, 2008

Got a call from Mr Veera today.
Went back to school to collected my phone.
They confiscated it for like, 4 to 5 months already? Lol.
Didn't collect earlier because Mummy has to go down.
And that Santha confirm kpkb to my Mum one. -.-

Went to collect and saw Richard, totally ignored him, lol.
He was the one who confiscated my phone. -.-

Back home right after that.
Was supposed to go Kian's house but I'm lazy.
Plus I'm not in the right mood today. :/

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I feel so useless when I'm being compared to you.
I don't know how to do those simple things that you do.
I suck in studying too.
Qiuyun, why bother to think so much?

Thursday, December 11, 2008


Booooooo!

Yesterday was fun fun fun fun funnnnn.
It's the 10th again! Happy 20th Ongji, aha!
So we decided to meet up, and I drag 2 bitches along.
The more, the merrier! :)



Met up with Arran, Jacyln & Tay @ headed to East Coast Park for roller blading!
Jacyln was still afraid of going to fast & stuffs.
So we kept on going back to guide her.
Her perseverance is damnnnn good.
She kept on complaining that her leg is aching like mad, but refuses to remove the blades. Haha!
Went to BK to rest as usual & headed out to blade again.
3 whole hours! My god, the amount of energy used up is wowwwww.

Sweat alot, but the fun is priceless!
Thanks to Arran the joker. LOL!
Too bad I didn't video it down. :/

Headed to Parkway Parade after that.
Jalan jalan awhile & bus-edddd back to Simei.
Bus trip was a longggggg one.
Bitched about some copycats & other stuffs, alot of things luh!
Had a longgg walk to East Point.
Kept on singing while we were walking, damn fun, aha!
Arran came out with a song & kept on acting like a female singer.
DAMN YOUR FACE ARRAN! HAHAHA.

Jacyln left & the 3 of us headed to Kfc for dinner.
They kept on psyco-ing me to eat. -.-
Walk home with Tay. Bitched about some ahems using hacks. LOL!

Hougang after that with my family.
& then headed homeeeeeeeee. :]

Wednesday, December 10, 2008


Met up with this bitch today! :)

Had Mos burger for lunch, yummeehhhh. :)
Saw Peipei! She's getting prettier day by day man, aha.

Then Weekian came.
Took photos while waiting for him.





Went around to walkwalk after that.
Was feeling damnnnnn bored, so we headed home, Jesslyn came over to my house.
She left at 5pm. -_-

And the i rot alone at home, again.
Was feeling soso bored, I went to curl my hair, lolol!



My first time leh. Lol!
I feel like perming my hair now, lolol.
But I don't think it suits me.
Ohwell, I guess I'll just stick to my boring hair.
Or should I do it?
Shoulddddddddddd I?

Meeting up with peoples tomorrow to cycle @ East Coast Park! :D
Off for now! :)

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Photos taken at Jb yesterday. :)







Todayyyyyyyyyy!


Met up with Ah John, Rachel & Asshole today @ TM!
Saw Xiangsheng, Samuel, & Kangjun! Aha. (:
Rachel left after awhile.
& the rest of us comtinue walking arounnddddd.
Wanted to watch movie, but in the end neverrrrrr. :/
Bought food & drinks. All paid by them, lol!

Cabbed to Vera's house, Ah John paid, lol.
Slackkkkkk at her house downstairs & stuffs.
Ah John & me was so feeling damnnnn bored.
So, we went to pluck leaves & flowers, LOL!
Then took cigg & put stuff everything inside. -.-
For the whole day, Ah John made me laugh like crazy, I swear! Lol!

Look!


Ah John left early cause he's heading to Genting!
Around 10, cab back to Asshole's house.









Then yada yada yada, Mummy came to fetch me home. :)
Asshole nearly dried today because of certain things I did. Ps uh!

Meeting up with Jesslyn tomorrow.
I miss that bitch so much! Aha. :)
Toodles!

Monday, December 08, 2008

Headed to Jb at around 10am.
Mountain people mountain sea!
Traffic jammmmm like shit, we reached there at, 1pm? -.-

Then they went to the fortune teller's house.
Was really damn bored.
Rottttt till 7 plus & FINALLY headed off for shopping. -.-
Got G sandals with Kaili. Black & white! Aha.
Same stuffs again, we're like lesbians man. LOL!

Headed for dinner after that & back home. :)
I ate 5 meals today. -_____-

Meeting Rachel tomorrow!
Plan to get a same bag with her. :D
Off for now!

Sunday, December 07, 2008

I don't know whats happening to me.
First, it was pimples. _l_
Now, rashes. & It's all over my back & chest area. _l_
Dyed my hair, but the colour of my hair is still the same. _l_
Friends, suck. _l_
Life is boring, I need a job but I couldn't find one. _l_

I'm going jb tomorrow.
Usually I'm happy, plus tomorrow Kaili & Weekian is going too.
I should feel happy, but I'm not.

I'm feeling super sucky now.
I don't know how to describe.
It's so bad that I broke down infront of Kaili.
Sorry sis, I made you feel so bad just now.

Friday, December 05, 2008

I'm feeling so bored at home all alone. :/
Damn the holidays luh. I rather go back to shcool & keep myself occupied.
Being all alone makes me think of stupid stuffs and spoil my mood.
And those fucked up friends I have.
Seriously, look at yourself before you judge people.
I know I'm not perfect, nobody is perfect anyway.
But you're like no where better than me.
What makes you think that you have the rights to say me?

Thursday, December 04, 2008



Met up with Rachel today! Like finalllllyyyyyyy.
Went to Expo again, lolol!
Shopped around and then headed back to my house cause I wanna bath. -.-
The stupid rain made me feel very sticky & I seriously bth. -.-

Then went to Whitesands & bought wallets!
Finally man, My kitty kitty is like superrrr chui already. -.-

Then shopped around. I made Rachel spend super much today.
The amount both of us spent is about 300 bucks?
But mostly is by her cause I kept on asking her to buy this & that. Aha!

Was supposed to go Bugis for movie with Kyunghoon.
That ass dua me again. -.-
Piang eh, I wanna watch Body Of Lies leh. -_____-
Talked to him on the phone white Rachel was doing her shopping.
Kept on shooting back me when I say him. Until I'm like totally speechless. -.-

Went to arcade after that & took neos! LOLOL.
We're like retards when we were going the deco for the neos. -.-

Back home after that, tireddddd day out!
Offfffff for now. :)

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Went out with Arran & Tay today!
Last minute decision, aha!
Rachel luh, sms her never reply. -.-
So the 3 of us was like complaining we're hungrrryyyyy.

So we headed to E!hub for arcade, then movie.
Watch Quarantine.



I wanna watch Body Of Lies leh. -.-
Anyway, movie was nice! But the camera man walk here & there. Make us very giddy. -.-
Tay nearly vomit inside the cinema, lolol. -.-
I was like damn scared, scream for like countless of times.
Tay kept on asking me to shut up cause I kept on screaming into his ears. LOLOL!
Bloody Arran still purposely touch me to frighten me. _l_ -.- _l_

Went for a superrrrr late lunch at around 7pm? Damn hungry. -.-
Had fish & co. The food sucks. -.-
I upsize fries & drink.
But I only ate the fish and like ¼ of the fries?
The rest the both of them gobbbble it up. Haha.
I'm having loadddds of pimples so yeah.
Eating fried food makes me guilty.
And I gained weight, AGAIN. _l_
I'm seriously a Ah puiiiiiiiiii. LOL! :)

Saw Angela. :D:D:D:D & headed back to the arcade, lolol.
Played until 10? Then headed home.
Longgggggg bus ride, so we took piiiiiiiktures. :)

Pardon our fuck face, LOL!


Grrrrrr!


Showing off our pretty teeth. LOL!


Nothing special about me.
I post this up because both are their faces is very LOL.


Acting cute!


Finally a normal one, haha! :)

Day out with them was fun luh.
Off to dota now. NO LIFE YEAH, I KNOW. -.-
Bye peoples! :)

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

I'm feeling so damn bored at home. ):

Prepared & stuffs & decided to meet up with Rachel.
But the damn rain spoilt my mood.
So I'm meeting her tomorrow instead.

I don't know whats happening to Jesslyn.
She mia seyyyyy, sms her never reply one. TSK.

Headed to Vivo few days ago. Find that place superrrr boring. -.-
Weekian did all the shopping instead & I just tag along.

I.am.so.bored. :/