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Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America
A lady came and asked him "Are you relaxing?"
Singh answered,"No ,I'm Banta Singh. "
Another guy came and asked the same question.
Singh answered,"No,No,Me - Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw anoother Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered,"Yes,I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said,"Stupid idiot,
Everyone was looking for you and you are sitting over here!''

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A Singh died and went to heaven . When he got the pearly gate
Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenlysoul, he must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are today and tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and tomorrow answer, eventhough it's not the answer I expected.
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room Jasmeet: "
What are you searching for?"?
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing.
Why every minute he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World Channel'.
How does he know that?"

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Three men were stranded on an uninhabited island.
One was Hindu, one a Muslim, and the other a Singh.
The only way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited.
The Muslim was so determined to get home that he tried to swim.
He made it 50 miles, got tired, and drowned.
Then the Hindu tried. He made it 75 miles, but got tired and drowned, too
The Singh thought he could make it all the way, so he started swimming.
He swam 50 miles, but started getting tired, so he swam all the way backto the island.

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