大家晚上好，欢迎继续收看我们最后第二集的Ahtay讲笑话
今天呢，新鲜一点，讲的是一个Ah Beng的笑话
请看..

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(A ct 1)

Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me the time difference betweenSingapore and New York?"
Operator: "Just a minute..."Ah Beng: "Thank you."Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line.

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(Act 2)

At a bar in New York, the man sat next to Ah Beng told the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE."
The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked, "AND YOU, SIR?"Ah Beng replied: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

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(Act 3)

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend."It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said."FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked.
Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look at the box, it says it isfor 4 to 7 years".

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(Act 4)

Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition.
During the Q&A segment, the host asks, "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'."
The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!". Others exclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!"
Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"
Host : "Quiet please."
Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, "C'mon man, Idon't need their help?
I got more original answer. My answer is "Gu ni!"(milk in Hokkien)

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