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今天说的是Banta Singh的续集笑话
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Having lost his donkey a Singh got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?"?
The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says," it says here, Answer the following questions in brief'.

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Two Singh were sitting outside a clinic.
One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one said, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid? "
First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this second one started crying.
The first one was astonished and asked other,
"Why are you crying?" The other replied,
"I have come for my urine test."

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A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily.After eating he goes to wash hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him,
Mr. Singh, what are you doing?"
To this the man replies," Oye, see the board here, "Wash Basin".

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